Cat-People From Space!
when I read the sex tips in Cosmo.

illbeshooting4myownhand:

thatfeministmoment:

or

Some of them make me wonder if the people writing them actually tried them out before writing them up.

Because I’ve seen a few penises in my lifetime, and yet I’ve never seen one that would comfortably fit inside the hole of a glazed donut without tearing the donut apart.

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    Hahah…. love the Nick face. And yes, Cosmo sex tips are invariably stupid.
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    "Hey gurl you should put a pillow case on your head and pretend you’re a ghost haunting his dick." "You know how you...
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    Put a scrunchie on his dick! If that doesn’t work, try a doughnut!! AND THEN, randomly hit him with a wooden spoon...
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    "Hey guys, you know how like- okay like when you have sex you know how you take your clothes off? Next time you should...
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    ^ that last gif for sure
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    Some of them make me wonder if the people writing them actually tried them out before writing them up.Because I’ve seen...
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