acey-gleek-girl:

dapperfinch:

dapperfinch:

Over the months, a tentative friendship has formed between Sebastian, Kurt, and Blaine. Sure, Sebastian and Kurt still give each other a hard time, but there is less bite to their words. Even Sebastian seems to be more calculated when it comes to what comes out of his mouth. It’s like he’s learning what kind of effect his words can have. Blaine wants to pat him on the head, but he’s learning that Sebastian is just as fussy about his hair as Kurt is.

Blaine doesn’t know how the conversation started but Kurt is smirking at Sebastian with a far too casual quip of “You’re saying that like you’ve never had anything up your ass before.” Like they’re talking about the weather.

Sebastian flushes.

“Sebastian Warbler!” Kurt gasps, scandalized. “Are you a virgin?”

“Not exactly,” Sebastian mumbles.

Blaine, who has remained silent thus far, finally speaks up. “Wanna do something about it?” He knows he should probably look to Kurt for his approval first, but the words are already out. And, it will go one of two ways: Kurt will either smack him, or their afternoon could turn into something more interesting than the proposed movie and trading gossip.

“Uh…”

“So you’re all talk, then,” he chuckles. “I’m not sure why I didn’t catch on to that sooner. How splendid.” Kurt examines his nails, his tone still far too casual for the subject matter. “Have you given any thought to Blaine’s offer or are we going to put in a movie and pretend he didn’t say anything?”

kaley is making me make this a thing

Yes good excellent.

Very much so.

OMG, can Sebastian being a virgin who’s all talk please be canon?