March 2012
Ask me my "TOP 6" anything! →
despectacledpenumbra asked: You're talking about the tags I put in, right? The original post is not me, but I gave a little story in the tags.
“Stop degrading the act of sex by calling it ‘opening your legs.’
I’m so sick...”
– flowersarebetterthanbullets on This Post (I made this a quote, because the original picture with text was visually offensive. These pro-life people need to take a graphic design class.)
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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
bearonstilts asked: *sits in Elora's lap and purrs* I am cat now. o_o
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dietmountaindewnewyorkcity replied to your post: Am I the only one who giggles every time they get Rickrolled?
i didn’t realize being rickrolled was a bad thing until someone pointed it out to me XD
I know, right? You get to listen to Rick AStley’s gorgeous voice and watch him dance very badly.
Also, your new layout is confusing me.
Am I the only one who giggles every time they get...
I have always loved that song since I was very little and it was actually new. I never mind listening to it again.
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pilgrimkitty asked: Han (F&F)
acey-gleek-girl:
*this fits into Elora and my crossover/AU FFGlee verse, which is all you need to know, and even that isn’t really necessary for this*
Han blinked up at his ceiling, barely visible in the dark. His left arm was tucked behind his head. It was one of those nights. It was Tien’s birthday. Her eighteenth.
He hadn’t seen her in nearly fifteen years, and Han missed her. She was...
I want you to take your best shot at sexually... →
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Watchcrown-of-weeds:
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dreadpiratezoe:
The McKinley Avengers
FINN. NGL, I lost it at that last shot. Awesome.
This combines all of my favorite things!
Reminding everyone that this exists.
RELEVANT AGAIN.
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You get sucked into the world of your 30th to last...
thegifinyourfolder:
30:
Reaction:
Submitted by: thetenthdoctorscompanion
the world:
My reaction:
gif folder, this is an INAPPROPRIATE REACTION. Getting sucked into the Whoniverse should NOT cause sad Stitch in the rain lip wibbles.
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captainpihkal replied to your post: Hmmm, Since CaptainPihkal’s birthday is coming up, I suppose I’m gonna start working on my WIPs again ‘cause she loves them.
oooh kitty!kurt/vet!blaine would be great too, whatever you feel like writing will be so freakin exciting! :D
Okay! That’s the one I’ll work on now then! I need to reread what I already have, though, but...
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Hmmm, Since CaptainPihkal's birthday is coming up,...
Do you want kitty!Kurt/vet!Blaine, puck/pilgrim!Kurt mpreg, the D/s AU, or the werewolf Evanofsky mpreg?
I’m thinking of working on vet!Blaine.
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In which Elora rants some more about Harry Dresden...
fuckyeahdiomedes:
pilgrimkitty:
It really bugs me that in some of the official Dresden Files art Harry is wearing a hat.
I think this is where a lot of the cosplayers and fanartists get the idea from, and why he’s constantly represented as wearing a hat.
It’s probably a really stupid, nit-picky thing for me to get so upset about.
It’s just that Harry mentions several times in the book...
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Fic: The One With Squidkittens, pt 7
animal-sweaters:
Pairing: SnowLeopard!Kurt/MermaidSquid!Blaine Rating: NC-17 Warnings: TENTACLE SEX. Mpreg. Crackfic.
Parts 0-2 & story notes | Parts 3&4 | Parts 5&6
Also you guys look at this gorgeous (totally nsfw!) fan art that littlewebbedfeet drew for this story *___* And go follow her, she has a bunch of art up that more people need to see!
Read More
*flails wildly*
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krissyreminisce asked: So, I thought of you today when I was reading a smut fic. I remembered that post you had a while ago talking about all the funny, incorrect things people throw into slash fics. And today I read a fic that referred to Kurt's ass as his, ready for this? As his 'love tunnel.' I thought I was going to die. XD
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The 17th gif in your folder with only one person...
acey-gleek-girl:
thegifinyourfolder:
Submitted by: momochromatic
I’ll take either. :)
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If there is a scene with Cooper walking in on Kurt...
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When I post something inflammatory or atypical, I understand losing followers. But I haven’t posted anything like that today, just the same old, same old, so why’d I lose 2 followers in the past half hour?
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When somebody I follow is talking about their diet...
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February 2012
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Police officer punches rape victim in the face and... →
happyfeminist:
all the trigger warnings.
don’t read the comments don’t read the comments
DO NOT READ THE COMMENTS.
anyways, comment section aside this is super fucked up and awful and scary and a good reminder of why i like to stay inside and away from people.
Seriously, don’t read the comments. I just glanced at them and I wanna hurl, and also beat my fists against something until...
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Dammit. Stupid hiatus and all the handholding...
fanfiction problems: Too many new bunnies, too much block on the old WIPs.
*sigh*
aaronisett asked: Hey. I can no longer avoid following you, Elora. You're too much of a Dresden fan. :)
ussevenprise-deactivated2012031 asked: I liked your rant there about the hats and Dresden. And you're absolutely correct, I agree on pretty much everything you said concerned his abhorrence to headgear. But just on the subject of cosplaying/fanartists alone, it is to be recognizable, even iconic, so that others would identify who it is supposed to be, besides his duster, sarcastic/pop cultural reference shirt and amulet. I agree...