is anyone actually allowed to look this celestial, I don’t understand
this person looks like they straight up descended from the heavens on a cloud of tastefully subdued knitwear
how are you today mr zeus sir
(also that scarf, that scarf, oh that scarf)
DON’T WORRY HUMAN
I WILL TUNNEL US TO SAFETY
Today I realized that I am getting old, because I am now horrified at the idea of 16-year-olds driving.
I will never forget the time that this man didn’t recognize me for who I was, and told me gossip about myself.
No wonder people look at us funny.
OMG THIS IS PERFECT
“this is God. he hits sam with plungers”
Thank you mystery stranger for having the courage to deface these LGBTQIA posters around my friend’s school because she was too shy to do it but is now immensely grateful for the change
[messages you at three a.m.] hey do u wanna hear my headcanons